Forth month of dating
08-Feb-2018 11:39
End of Month Five: By now, expect to have spent at least 72 hours straight together. At Ten and a Half Months: If one of you is a performer, it is no longer necessary for the other to attend your events. End of Month Twelve: You may CONSIDER moving in together—for another three months at which point you may submit a query letter, writing sample, blood sample, credit score, and a pound and a half of licorice all sorts to my PO Box.If you haven’t had a fight yet, start one, preferably at Ikea. Your requests will be processed in the order they are received. If one of you is a Republican, this must be disclosed now.
End of Month Six: If one of you has a cold, a care package is required. Allow your friends to like each other’s status updates, but only one time out of three. To reiterate, the people who ghost are either cowardly or assholes (or at least exhibiting asshole behaviour), or sometimes a combination of the two.